I am almost 32 weeks pregnant and I’ve noticed the general pregnant conversation while talking to one of our producers the other day. It goes something like this:

Pregnant Fairy 1: When are you due?

Pregnant Fairy 2: Mid January. And you?

Pregnant Fairy 1: End of February.  Do you know if it’s a boy or a girl?

Pregnant Fairy 2: It’s a boy….again. What are you having?

Pregnancy Fairy 1: A girl

Pregnant pause – excuse the pun

Pregnant Fairy 2: Do you have any names yet?

Pregnant Fairy 1: Yes we’re thinking either Lola or Peaches

Another pregnant pause while Pregnant Fairy 2 thinks of a diplomatic response.

Pregnant Fairy 2: Oh! *thinks, “Good grief, my dog’s name is Lola”.*

Pregnant Fairy 1:  Do you have any names yet?

Pregnant Fairy 2: No, but we are working on it. *thinks ”and we are seriously considering NORMAL names”*

Pregnant Fairy 1: Are you going for normal birth or caesarean?

Pregnant Fairy 2: Caesarean

Pregnant Fairy 1: I’m going for a normal birth..actually natural, no drugs!

Conversation runs dry.

The end.